KIDD DOES THE CHA CHA: sup guys. I am Kidcha and I have like no idea how to write good porn,... 
sup guys. I am Kidcha and I have like no idea how to write good porn, so I’m going to offer you bad porn. There’s no way to be classy about this, and anyone who disagrees is a liar.
I will write you smut for one dollar.
I’ll write any kind of pairing. m/m, f/m, f/f, human / toaster —…



